DOGS OF THE AVANT-GARDE (ART
FILM DOGS!)
It is a little known
fact that dogs love and remotely understand avant-garde, abstract art. Yes, it’s quite true! And since it is believed that dogs are
somewhat colorblind, what could be better than for dogs to create and explore
conceptual art cinema? Basically
it’s all black and white. Color
film just doesn’t cut it. And dogs
know that.
It is also not a
widely known fact that dogs have the ability to operate motion picture cameras—but
they do. If dogs, like Benji and
Lassie, can act in films, why shouldn’t they know how to operate cameras or
direct the films themselves? It
really is a no-brainer. Dogs may
not be able to construct the actual movie cameras (due to having dewclaws
instead of opposing thumbs) but we all know dogs are experts at stealing things
and burying them, even machinery. Art Historians have uncovered a remarkable
number of movie cameras hidden in dirt-filled holes by enthusiastic, artsy
canines. Obviously, gophers didn’t do this. Secret Dog Society and Dog Culture tells us that dogs have
been on the cutting-edge of creating concept-based cinema for years. Of course, this obsession in artistic
canine filmmaking started with mimicking us humans…
Inspired by human
filmmaking techniques in the 1920’s, Art Historians and Animal Behavioralists
believe that art-hungry dogs began to notice cinema by sneaking into darkened
cafes’ to view the most outrageous and inventive movies of the day. A canine favorite, Un Chien Andalou (translated to English as: An Andalusian Dog) was a Surrealist project by Luis Bunuel and Salvador Dali. One would
assume American dogs from Hollywood would be the earliest to explore the act of
filmmaking, but European dogs were the first to be exposed to the cinematic
process. Hollywood dogs were
rarely able to sneak into the grand theaters of the day and really did not
understand narrative stories very well, so European Surrealist and Dadaist
films were a perfect fit for them.
Plus, the loose, easy-going bohemian French culture made it possible for
these dogs to obtain the artistic experience and edge they needed to create
art.
One such Surrealistic
dog film of note, by director Fido’ Chevalier, was a black and white silent
masterpiece titled: Bark Bark un Bark. The bizarre, unearthly
plot centered around several Brussels Griffons and Chinese Cresteds doing
somersaults upon their own food and rubbing their small heads in water. Dogs of the 1920’s would discuss the
technique and concept of this film for years.
By the 1960’s, the
art world was buzzing with excitement for humans—and dogs! Paris (with it’s New Wave Cinema) was
not the only place on earth to enjoy black and white, somewhat grainy, oddly
edited art films. There were many
dog filmmakers exploding on the art scene in New York. One Andy Warholesque director,
Barkentine, shot literally twelve hours of a beagle sniffing a stinky spot in
the grass. And like Andy, this
canine director believed filmmaking was at it’s best when the director pushed
the “go” button on the camera and just simply walked away. No
editing. Barkentine’s film, Sniff, would be all the rage in underground movie houses
for dogs that were popping up all over Brooklyn and Manhattan. (These experimental
movie houses were generally found in junkyards or around fire hydrants.)
Art Historians and
Animal Behavioralists are grateful today to have uncovered so many secret art
films made exclusively by dogs.
Though humans created this genre in the beginning, their loyal, if not
somewhat sneaky, dogs followed their trend in developing a remarkable and
inspirational collection of conceptual black and white cinematic
treasures. So what if movie
cameras went missing? We can now
simply dust the dirt off their lenses and embrace the filmmaking art dogs of
the Twentieth Century…because every dog needs their fifteen minutes of
fame!
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